December 2011
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pitchblackprincesscharming: Just sitting here reading How to Be a Lady by Candace Simpson-Giles. I love etiquette books. I heard it is a good laugh, so I bought a copy. Happy Happy. Joy Joy! I’m gonna be an American lady. PFFFT HA
Dec 30th
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fuck this. i’m gonna read terribad fanfic and cry in the shed.
Dec 30th
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i’ve already bled for the month and all the shit related. i don’t need this, fix yourself womb. what are you doing? i don’t want a baby now, who wants a baby in new year? no one.
Dec 30th
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my womb is tingling. I must be ovulating.
Dec 30th
You owe me £4000.
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Father and son pizza club.: I want to take you out... →
youhavechosenfestively: I want to take you out in your town. To all your favourite places and get you your favourite dinner and drinks, then seamlessly take you out dancing - somewhere you’ll feel comfortable and sexy and we can express something passionate with silly, earnest pop music. I want to watch you explore and…
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hailgun replied to your post: which foolish white man marketed just dance for a… What’s the difference between black and white audience? What about yellow audience? Are they going to find it entertaining? What about mixed audience? Are they gong to get schizophrenia?
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which foolish white man marketed just dance for a black audience? even beyonce sounds white.
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Wait…how long is your damn midlife crisis going on for? It’s been 8 years.
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Who writes bible fanfic? Seriously. Eww.
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bobrasher replied to your post: Is it possible to overdose on multivitamins. It says one a day but I take three. are they Flintstones vitamins? Coor, wouldn’t that be a sight. Going to the hospital due to an overdose on Flintstones multis? It’s just the normal Bassetts one’s.  Dunno if you have ‘em in Murika.
Dec 28th
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Is it possible to overdose on multivitamins. It...
It’s deliciously chewy though.
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It’s colder up norf than it is dan saf.
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Dec 27th
infinite scroll, where you at?!
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I like putting my face on arses.
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Casual homoeroticism.
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prettyboners: I know it isn’t just me that thinks this but…Drake seems like the sort of guy who cries during sex.  I couldn’t not reblog this.
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hailgun replied to your post: Urgh. Just sit down with the audio commentary you… D:
Dec 27th
Urgh. Just sit down with the audio commentary you are giving on my life. I really don’t like you right now. Ya freak bitch.
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