Children: WOOOO PARTY! I'M GONNA GET DRUNK AND MAKE OUT WITH ALL THESE DIFFERENT PEOPLE AND DANCE AND GET DRUUUUNK AND POSSIBLY HAVE SOME SEX WITH SEXY PEOPLE. AND THEN I'M GONNA GO OUT AGAAAIN AND GO TO ANOTHER PARTY AND HAVE FUUUUN BECAUSE YEEEEEAAAHH I GO OUTSIDE AND LOOK AT ME I'M AT A PARTY IN A CLUB GETTING MY CRUNK ON UH-HUH UH-HUH YEAH WOOOOOOOOO~
Me: I wonder if I'll have money to pay this month's rent/bills and get those new shoes I was eyeing..Did I switch the lights out before I left the house? Aahahahahahahaha that is such a cute baby, I want one *Cry uncontrollably* "Fucking kids and their dubstep!" ...I wonder when the next episode of come dine with me comes on. OH MY GOD JUST ADMIT THAT YOU'RE INTO ME ALREADY! Mmm cleanliness